Wednesday, April 23, 2008


Wow... I seem to be unpopular with everyone who is having kids lately. I literally have had like 4 friends in the past 1-2 weeks who have had a kid (or their wife). When I tell them their kid is cute, they seem like they're all offended because I don't say their child is the most beautiful baby on the face of the Earth. I am not trying to be rude and hateful. Your child is cute, gorgeous... all of those wonderful words. But, please remember, I HAVE MY OWN CHILD who I think is the most gorgeous kid in the universe. I know you're not going to agree with me because you SHOULDN'T agree with me. You should think your kid is the most beautiful child in the universe. And, I know not everyone thinks my kid is absolutely gorgeous. So what. She's mine, and I think she's gorgeous. I don't care what anyone else thinks. And, when I don't tell you that your child is the most beautiful kid on the face of the Earth because I don't think they are, please don't make it a competition between your kid and mine, and try to make it seem like my kid isn't great or isn't as good as yours. That really ticks me off. I'm not saying your child isn't wonderful, beautiful, amazing, etc. It's just that, in my opinion, my kid is the best there is, and that's how it should be. If I didn't think my child was more beautiful than yours, there is something majorly wrong with me because I created her, I carried her for 9 months, I had her removed from my body, I have had bite marks to prove that she's mine. Soo.... sorry if I've stepped on anyone's toes, but I'm not going to think your child is the most beautiful kid ever, not now, not in the future, not EVER. End of story.